Sermon

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Comparing Christianity to the Superbowl

 

In honor of the Superbowl being played in Tampa this year, today’s sermon will be an extended analogy of how the Christian life is like a football game.  When the Superbowl kicks off this evening, some of the most well-conditioned, well-coached, well-practiced athletes in the world will take the field.  There will be quarterbacks who can throw the ball like a guided missile and hit the hand of a man running at full speed sixty yards away.  There will be receivers who can run the length of a football field in less than 10 seconds.  There will be kickers who can kick a ball 70 yards in the air.  There will be defensive players who can stop a running back who weighs 230 pounds and is running at them at full speed.  These are some pretty amazing ways that people have trained themselves to perform.

 

There is no one on either team who is a slacker, or lazy.  All are in top physical condition.  All are dedicated.  All have to be consistent.  This is what it takes to reach the pinnacle of success in the National Football League—the Superbowl.  These past two weeks since the Championship Weekend, these players have still been hitting the weight room, still been watching game film, still been practicing.  During the season, and even during the off-season, none of them take very much time off—staying in top physical condition takes constant work and dedication.  The Superbowl is what every little kid who’s ever picked up a football has dreamed about.  It is what keeps athletes motivated in training camp when it is 100 degrees in July.  It is why they compete—to be the best.

The pinnacle of success for the Christian is salvation, entering into God’s kingdom.  Our life on earth is a combination between training camp and the regular season.  During training camp, teams focus on developing skills, not wins and losses.  In the regular season and in the playoffs, wins and losses are all that matter, because wins and losses determine who is going to the Superbowl to play, and who is sitting home today and watching.  There are periods in life where we are training—when we are young and learning about God, when we were going to Sunday school, when we are in church on a Sunday worshipping and learning, when we go to summer camp, during Lent and Holy Week, when we go to confession, these are all opportunities to train to be better Christians.  The regular season is the rest of life—our faith and how we live it out, our marriages, how we act at work, what we contribute to the world, who we help, how much we share, our overall demeanor, are we a happy person or a miserable person, do we spread happiness or misery—this is where our salvation is in large part determined.  So that when the regular season ends, when our life on earth ends, some go to the pinnacle of success, heaven, and the rest do not. 

Every member of the football team has value.  Most people key in on the quarterback as the glamour position.  Every kid who dreams of playing football wants to be the quarterback, not the offensive guard or the special teams player.  But where would the quarterback be without the offensive line?  Put a great quarterback behind a mediocre offensive line and he won’t do very well.  Any team’s passing attack can be neutralized if there is no running game.  Even the most potent offense eventually is on the sidelines—without a defense it’s awfully hard to win.  And as the saying goes, if you can’t score, you can’t win, so the best defense goes for naught if the offense can’t put some points on the board.  In football, there are 11 people on the field at any one time—all are needed in order for the plays to be successful. 

 

Every Christian life has value, just like every member of the football team has value.  We have our idea of the “glamour” positions in our society.  Most kids grow up daydreaming about being athletes or actresses, some want to be President of the United States or a famous writer.  How many kids grow up wanting to stock shelves at a supermarket?  And yet where would we be without supermarkets stocked with food, or farmers who grow the food, or factory workers who process and package the food, or truck drivers who haul the food from where it is grown or prepared to the corner store so we can buy it? Every person in society who contributes in a positive way, who helps make the team go forward, is an invaluable member.  And anybody has potential to be a valuable member—some just squander it.

 

On a football team, there is a coach who provides the direction, coordinators who help develop the plays, and the players who execute the plays.  On a football team, there is one goal—to win.  But how a team wins is based on a system, based on the coach and the personnel on the field—the Pittsburgh Steelers rely heavily on their defense.  The Arizona Cardinals focus on trying to outscore their opponent.  The Steelers have a balanced offense that mixes up the pass and the run.  The Cardinals throw on almost every down to a large group talented receivers. 

 

Every church is like a football team.  In the church, there is one goal—to spread the Gospel of Jesus Christ.  But there are various ways in which to do that, based on the priest and the make-up of a particular congregation. What this congregation will support—increased use of English, strong catechism for children and adults, weekday liturgical life—this is not only my vision, but it is supported by the people we have here.  In a different church, maybe there would need to be more Greek, or more services, or catechism wouldn’t be supported to the degree that it is here.  So we work to our strengths.  And just like on the football team, the church has a coach, the priest who provides the direction, leadership and vision for the team.  The parish council acts like the offensive and defensive coordinators, helping the coach to call the plays.  There are some “skill” positions, like the festival chairman, the choir director, the chanter, and the Sunday school director and others.  And there are support positions like the Sunday school teachers, the choir members, and the faithful stewards of the church.  Who is more important, the choir director or the choir members?  A good choir director can’t do much without a good choir, just like a good quarterback isn’t going to go far without an offensive line.  And vice versa, the offensive line goes for naught if the quarterback can’t get the ball where it belongs, and the good choir falls apart without a leader providing the direction.  And I could make dozens of other example on how the people and the ministries in this parish are interdependent on one another. 

 

A football team normally carries 53 people on the roster in the NFL.  A coach was once asked, which of the 53 could you afford to eliminate?  He thought hard and said, “If one or two were not playing very well or very hard, or were ruining the team chemistry, I would eliminate those one or two.  However, when all are playing well, playing hard, and contributing to the team chemistry, they are all of value, from man number one to man number 53, so I’d keep them all.”  Who is of the most value to the church community?  Each person who is contributing in a positive way.  The ones who are worshipping, praying, learning and encouraging have infinite value, whether they are the priest, the person who has been in this community 80 years, or the baby who just got baptized.  The only people who lack value in the community are the gossipmongers, the antagonists, because they aren’t team players, because they isolate themselves from the team.  Elite football teams don’t “carry” players—every player on the roster has value.  And elite churches shouldn’t “carry” people either—every member must have value.

Every Christian life is like a football game—football games are generally won  “in the trenches”.  They are generally won with statistics like who commits the fewest turnovers, who has the most time of possession, who gives up the fewest sacks, or who has the fewest penalties.  Football is not won by who throws the longest bomb, but who can get the short yard when they really need it.  Football games are not always won by the team with the most talent, but usually by the team with the most discipline, who has prepared well, who makes the fewest mistakes come game time.

 

There is a term in football that is called the “Hail Mary” pass—it is used in desperation, when the quarterback heaves the ball down the field and hopes that someone catches it.  Once in a while, this play works and most of the time it doesn’t.  That’s why it is saved for times of desperation and not done at the beginning of a game.  The players know that a Hail Mary pass isn’t usually going to win them the game.  They know that consistency on each play is what is important.  Ask a coach how many plays in a game are unimportant, and he is going to say none of them—each team has to make the most out of each play.  In the Christian life, some people use the church and prayer the same way the football team uses the Hail Mary pass—in desperation.  They get so far behind in the game of life that they just toss up a prayer and hope it hits something.  And just like the desperation pass in football doesn’t usually work, the prayer made only in desperation doesn’t have as much value either.  Its consistency and discipline in prayer that make for a consistent and disciplined Christian life.  And just like in the football game, every play in life counts.  When a play goes bad for the football team, and they lose two yards on first down, they know they have to try harder because they now need 12 yards to get a first down.  When there is a penalty, there has to be extra effort.  And when the team turns the ball over, they have to work hard to get it back.  In the Christian life, when one makes a bad play, they have to try harder on the next one.  When one is setback by sin or by life’s circumstances, again there needs to be extra effort to get going on the right track.  Finally, the successful football team is constantly making adjustments, after each play, after each series, at halftime, right down to the last play.  And the successful Christian is making adjustments constantly as well, each year, each month, each day, and at several points during the day.  And sometimes, just like with the football team, all it takes is one or two plays to turn the entire game, or a person’s life around.  It takes discipline and lots of good plays to keep the game going well.  It’s not one or two plays that wins or loses the game—it’s all of them in total.  And most of all, what impacts the outcome of a game is what happens before the game—it’s the coaching, the conditioning, the preparation.  One cannot cross the goal-line into heaven without the proper coaching, conditioning and preparation.  The church provides the coaching, the scriptures provide the conditioning, the preparation is up to each player on the team, each member of the congregation.  Each player on the field tonight will experience the glory of playing in the Superbowl—know that each experienced the pain of the weight-room, the heat of the summer, the loneliness of running, and the tediousness of the playbook in order to get here.  Each person who gets to heaven will experience the glory of God.  But each must experience the struggle with sin, the pangs of doubt, the sadness of disappointment and times of loneliness in order to get there.

 

I’m looking forward to watching the game tonight—I don’t really care who wins as I am not really a fan of either team.  I am a fan of two players, however, one on each team.  The quarterback of the Cardinals is a devout Christian—he has won the Superbowl before, and the last time he was on the victory stand, first said, “I give glory to Jesus Christ my Savior.”  The safety of the Pittsburgh Steelers, their best player, is a devout Orthodox Christian.  He makes his cross on every play. He worships at a monastery every Tuesday on his off day, since he can’t go to church on Sundays.  His name is Troy Palomalu but his Orthodox name is Tryphon and ironically, today is the feastday of St. Tryphon.  I printed an interview he gave in the January Messenger—as I said, he worships every Tuesday, doesn’t go out partying with the guys, but puts faith and family first.  What a witness for Orthodoxy.  In almost every article you read about him, you hear about his hair, his hard hitting, and his FAITH.  Amazing that his faith makes it into every article written about him.  Do we witness for our faith in any way at our jobs?  Is there an icon on our desk, or a cross on our neck? Does Orthodoxy ever make it into a conversation in the lunchroom?  Do you ever make the sign of the cross around other people who are not Orthodox?  I’m not saying brow beat people with Orthodoxy, but rather a simple witness.

 

Either the quarterback of the Cardinals or the Safety of the Steelers is going to go out a winner on the football field tonight.  The other will go out a loser.  But I guarantee that while this game is of great importance to both, on a spiritual level, they know it is just a game, that the most important thing in life is the battle for God’s kingdom, not NFL supremacy.

 

The biggest difference between the NFL and the Christian life is that only one out of the 32 teams will end the season as Superbowl champs.  And while many teams have a shot at the playoffs each year, you know that when the year starts, there are a few teams, like the Lions or the Raiders that really have no chance.  In the Christian life, there is parity, that means everyone Christian has the potential to go to heaven—all you’ve got to do is practice hard and be disciplined.  And in the game of life, you don’t have to do spectacular things, just do the little things well—avoid penalties, don’t turn the ball over, play hard on every play, and when you lose a yard, dust yourself off and get it back.  Enjoy the game tonight.